TOO PUNK TO FUNK

Rosie had a very fun walk!

Rosie had a very fun walk!

— 3 weeks ago
FUCK SHIT BITCHES GO FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG OR FUCK YOU IDK

FUCK I REMEMBERED THIS OLD BLAWG. BUT OK FUCK GO FOLLOW MY NEW ONE OCTOANUS

IT’S THE SAME SHIT BUT JUST… A NEW FUCKIN URL AND SHIT. FUCK.

I WILL TELL YOU INTERESTING THINGS ON THERE LIKE HOW I AM UNEMPLOYABLE AND RECENTLY GOT TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TOO MUCH VODKA.

love me plz.

— 1 month ago

thebiblemachine:

dendropsyche:

fsparverius:

i mean how dare a show for little girls let them identify with it in the sea of male-targeted movies out there that have males in all the roles you just complained about females being in

laughs because girls are not allowed to have anything to themselves ever lmaooooo

An important analysis of bronies and male entitlement. 

(via vajupiter)

— 7 months ago with 27160 notes

oneiromania:

oneiromania:

Whoever told me snakes eat pinkies is a dirty fucking liar

All he does is make friends with them 

I should take a picture of him next to this figure again

— 7 months ago with 6424 notes

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Pastel Icebergs by Zaria Forman

Zaria Forman perfectly masters drawing with pastels. Recently, the artist reveals works representing icebergs. An impressive record, discovered in a series of beautiful images.

(via hopefulveterinarian)

— 7 months ago with 319691 notes

esabelleryngin:

A small child playing with an Ox Beetle (also commonly called an elephant beetle or eastern hercules beetle, though there are plenty of different varieties)

LIL BABY…. Ox beetles are so cute

(via oneiromania)

— 7 months ago with 606 notes

notyourwaifu:

couerdedanse:

ADOPTED A NEW DOG

WANTED TO SEE IF MADELEINE PLAYS WELL WITH ROTHBART

THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START, NO???

I can’t hear myself think but that’s okay.

There is nothing I enjoy more than dogs making stupid noises

(Source: coeurdedanses, via stayclassyhitchcock)

— 7 months ago with 71880 notes

allthesmallthingsminiatures:

vicdeleon:

Work in progress: kitbashed cutaway of the Belafonte from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou for an upcoming series of Wes Anderson-themed miniature pieces I’m working on.

Started with a vintage Calypso 1:120 British minesweeper model by Revell and fabricated the rest from scratch. Still lots of detail work and weathering to do over the holiday break. Toying with the idea of adding lights and resting it in clear cast resin to simulate the water surface for the dolphins.

How cool is this!

— 7 months ago with 409 notes
22 TREND MAN HATE ON THE LADY HE S GONNA DO A SEX

the-milk-eyed-mender:

1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.

2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.

3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT

4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT

(via toopunktofuck)

— 7 months ago with 27011 notes

I have been on this period for a month and a half and despite wanting to haven’t gotten high. I need to be rewarded.

With drugs.

— 7 months ago
I am so fucking bored tonight.

I am so fucking bored tonight.

— 7 months ago with 1 note
#me